seriousjones:

cyberpapi:

wrestling with your girlfriend is a cute experience that everyone should try

tfw no gf

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(via self-engouement)

florialy:

I hate it when you finally accept one of your insecurities and then someone makes a harsh, unneeded comment about it and it puts you right back to square one.

(Source: florialy, via shroom-faerie)

badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

(Source: cosimaniehaus223, via shroom-faerie)

stability:

heliolisk:

sometimes I just want to reply to all my anon hate with this
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sometimes? this is the only acceptable response to anon hate

(via orgasm)

okxo:

blaze it? more like glaze it now how about some donuts

(Source: continent, via mrhadmatter)

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

(via mrhadmatter)